new kid on the block

Hey, the ghetto has a new homeowner! Word has it that a guy from San Diego bought the only house on the block with no basement AND no central heating. Sucka! We can't wait till the tor-na-dy si-reens go off this spring and he starts looking around for his "safe place." And I can't even imagine what his thin, California blood will do this winter when the temperature drops below zero and the baseboard heaters can't keep up. Oh my, this could be really interesting.