spam

New post in my Spam folder in my Yahoo email account alerts me to "Please verify you auto prescription refill of Viagra". This is about as useful as emails directing me to products that will increase the size of my penis.

How about something I can actually use? Like a drug I can slip into my teenage son's food to make him WANT to talk to me. Or bifocal contacts I can actually see out of. Or a cable service that doesn't include sports channels. Or a way I could tell if I'm about to run into my ex-husband at the grocery store/hardware store/video store/wherever.